Here’s the second one.
If you’re reading this, I am
Blissfully at sea.
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Vacation, Part I
Getting on a cruise.
I wrote seven poems for
Scheduled publishing…
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There Can Only Be One…
If you ever feel inferior
Be glad it’s not your fate
To be one of the walls in China
That never will be great.
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Except They’d All Start Bullying The Dog Because She’s Cute And Blonde…
I think we need an Air Bud sequel
Where the dog plays in the WNBA.
It would bring recognition to the league
And the dog winning makes sense that way.
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Haiku for my Sister-In-Law
I have zero friends
Because other people suck
And I’m funnier
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Perfectionism
Sunny Summer day
Fluffy clouds and gentle breeze
Now I’m way too tan
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Cause and Effect
Birthday cake is good.
Every day someone is born.
Ergo: I am fat.
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News I Learned From Memes Interpreted As A Haiku Because Thursday
Trump’s on Epstein’s list.
Someone’s gun went boom too soon.
England’s a hellhole.
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My Favorite Superhero
We’ve got people addicted to drugs,
Alcohol, porn, and their phones
Yet my cat hears someone say “pspspspsps”
And just feels content deep in his bones.
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Cosmic Injustice
Mercury has thermometers.
Venus has carnivorous plants.
Mars has chocolate candy
But Earth gets freakin’ ants?!
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The Daily Travesty 