Changing my colors
Is a dying form of art.
#ChameleonJokes
I don’t talk as much
Since I’m an insurance guy.
#FifteenPercentLess
I’m called a monster,
But if I had my own way
I’d be #CuteGila
Tag Archives: Haiku
Decisions, Decisions
Twenty-one years old,
A whole life ahead of me.
But there’s Youtube too…
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Blind Dates
When she looks at me
Children scream and flowers die.
Probably no big deal…
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Nearsighted
Dancing fairy lights.
Look again and it’s a truck.
Should’ve looked both ways.
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It Was A Wednesday Morning
It was 9:00 AM
Then I turned the Youtube on.
Now it’s Saturday.
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The Guy On Your International Flight
Open, gaping maw
Swallowing my will to live.
When will you shut up?
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Better Travesties – Next Time
Next year I resolve
Not to write these dumb haikus.
Glad it’s still this year!
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Haikommercials
Winding mountain pass.
A deep voice talks about specs.
Gotta buy that Porsche.
There’s a friendly man
Succeeding at basic tasks.
Nope, just kidding. Lol!
That weird moment when
You’re watching some late night crap
And think “I need that.”
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Elegy for an Innova Blizzard Boss Champion Disc
What comes up comes down.
If that’s true, then why won’t my
Frisbee leave the roof?
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