If you make a long haiku
With too many syllables in it
Nothing changes. Lighten up.
Baptist Easter
Two-Thousand Twenty-Five years ago
Judas told Jesus “YOLO”
But Jesus, lacking any fear
Said “Judas, my brudda, holdeth my beer.”
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Nightmare? Or Dream Job?
Curtains rise. Spotlight.
I am in my underwear.
Modeling is weird.
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He’s Exploring Alternate Channels…
There once was a man in DC
Who wrote bill A11-03.
Before it was codified
Its contents were modified
And now it’s illegal to pee.
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Is This How Marketing Works?
Are you ugly?
Do you have a small penis?
Can you delineate the difference
Between a species and a genus?
If you answered no
To any of these questions
Then you’ll enjoy my poetry!
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It’s Working, Comrades!
I heard that Disney has discovered
A group of Russian bots
Has left many “Snow White” reviews
All filled with toxic thoughts.
I’m truly flabbergasted
That AI has come so far
As to accurately review a film
That deserves that single star.
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Gentlemen Prefer S#%^+ing At Home
If I can see through the ply
I think I’d rather die.
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