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Relationship Goals

Y=X*0

Is a great mathematical hero

Because it refrains from doing crime

Despite running into its X literally all the time.

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Everyone Loves Being Notified Of The Ordinary Life Of Acquaintances

There once was a millennial parent

Who thought it completely apparent

That people online

Wanted to see their kids doing fine

But it turns out those people did caren’t.

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Yes, This Poem Is Meaningless. That’s The Point (Or Is It? bum Bum BUUUUUUUUUUM!!!)

There once was a fellow name Mao

And nobody’s quite certain how

Without any trepidation

He subverted expectation

And that’s how you Hollywood now.

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Cologne Options

Fresh cut french fries,

Lavender breeze,

Dusty sweat after a ballgame,

The salt of the seas,

Lime, peaches, and sunflowers,

Grandma’s garlic spaghetti:

Yet you decided to spritz on

“Testosterone Yeti.”

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The Woke Agenda’s Fatal Flaw

One of the problems with globalism

Is that some Scandinavian guy named Anders

Is going to meet a muslim guy named Salaam

And a third party will greet them both

By shouting “Salaam, Anders!”

And some guy terrified of reptiles

Will sue for emotional damages.

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When Life Gives You Mucus, Make Poetry

I’m still sick after 96 hours,

Plentiful pills, and hot, steamy showers.

I feel lousy, and still poems I write

So give me some pity likes! And with that, good night.

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Really Strained For That Rhyme… But Seriously! I Want Meat With Little Pits For The Syrup!

They have hot dogs; they have buns.

They have lunch meat; they have pancakes.

The equivalence I want to know:

What sort of meat a pair with waffles makes.

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Don’t Do Drugs… Or Poetry

If I had a chicken

Made of a golden laser beam

I’d think the Altoids that I bought

Were not as they would seem…

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Green Power Meets Greek Power

A giant electric windmill met Sisyphus

And asked, “Do you like music, man?”

Sisyphus said, “Anything but rock and roll.”

The turbine said, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Based On Actual Song Lyrics

Doowop, doowop.

Doowop bebop shadooby.

Wicky-wicky, chicka-chicka,

Doowoppa scooby dooby.

Boobop, baddop,

Badoppawop pizazz!

If you think this poem’s stupid

Then you REALLY must hate jazz.

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