There once was an actor named Will
Who was punished for slapping, until
He thought “I’ll never be arrested
“If they knew I molested
“And trafficked minors for capitol hill!”
Tag Archives: Limerick
Assault? Blacklist Him! Sex Slavery? Let’s Let Him Slide Quietly Out Of The Public Eye (Yay Hollywood)
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The Whole World Is Just The WWE Now, But Without The Clever Storylines
There once was a woman whose hair
Was, due to alopecia, not there.
One guy smacked a comic
And I find it ironic
That anyone still seems to care.
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Frickin’ Chicken And The Lack Of Ambition?
There once was a chicken from Spain
Who was in a whole lot of pain.
I said to him, “Yo yo!
“‘Sup, suffering pollo?”
He said “Puckaw” with disdain.
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Apple: Unreasonable Prices For Overrated Perks Since Day 8
There once was a serpent, who hissed
“Hey woman, don’t you feel pissed?
“Here’s some fruit; have a bite!”
And the girl said, “Alright”
And now the world’s all like… well, this!
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Leaving Something To The Imagination?
There once was a Florida man
Who owned a white messenger van.
You can picture I bet
How weird that could get
And we didn’t even mention his tan…
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A Lousy Ending To A Legend, And This Poem
There once was a QB named Russell
Who out of Seattle did hustle.
So now I’m stuck
‘Cause the phrase “Now we suck”
In no way or shape rhymes with Russell.
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This Poem Will Never Age
There once was a televised speech
Made by a corrupt human leech.
He said lots of stuff
But not nearly enough
To justify gross overreach.
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Take A Day Off Y’all
There once was a guy from Kentucky
Who was, by coincidence, lucky.
Nowhere in his brain
Did he care about Ukraine.
Be like him, and enjoy this cute ducky:
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Yeah, Like My Coworkers Read My Blog… 😂
There once was a poet at work
(I’m at lunch, so naught do I shirk).
I ate quickly so
I cranked out a po
Em. How’s that for a quirk?
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And I, For One, Think It’s Great*
There once was a fascist ideal
That stirred up political zeal.
It showed only news
Which supported its views
Then mandated we see its appeal.
*They have my family… help!
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The Daily Travesty 