This is Stan.
Stan is dead.
Stan’s dead ’cause he hit his head.
When you hit your head you cry
And sometimes you, like Stan, will die
But if you don’t, don’t feel blue…
There are other ways to quit life too!
You can die from a disease
Passed on by friends or mice or fleas.
You can be killed by overwork
Or even by a firework!
A clown can kill you at a fair
(Though I’ll admit that’s rather rare)
Or you can die by kangaroo
(Though I’ll admit that that’s rare too).
Most folks die of heart disease
From not eating their broccolis.
Cancer kills a lot of folks
And it’s the butt of many jokes.
Everybody’s going to die
But there’s no need for you to cry,
But if you keep crying soon you can
Meet our head wound idol, Stan!