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Meltdown

When you hear a baby crying

And you’ve grown into the age

When you cannot cry in public

It might trigger you to rage

Or declare your thoughts to others

As a well-read baby sage.

The baby, though, is wiser

For it knows the cause of tears:

Every pain is fresh and novel

For its endless early years

And it hasn’t lived to learn yet

To explain away its fears.

When an older person weeps

Knowing well you’ll criticize

Why not pause to beg the question

That’s behind their flowing eyes?

Is it too a swift discomfort

Or perhaps a cruel disguise?

Or perhaps you’re seeing someone

Who, for years, has worn their masks

While they smiled sans seratonin

And pursued their daily tasks.

They have answers for the weeping

But they cry since no one asks.

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What I Think Of During Meetings

Thanks to fluorescent lighting

You see a hundred smiling faces

Of a hundred unhappy people

Just covering their bases.

There’s a slideshow on the laptop

That was made the night before

That will make investors happy

And will make the buyers poor.

The conference room has donuts

And the chairs are soft and red

And you eat the sweet, admit defeat,

And notice that you’re dead.

But if you have a family,

A student, and a friend,

And half as many fucks to give

You’ll know its not the end

But instead you’ll move toward the light

In the corner of the page

And start to live the life you had

When you still knew your age.

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Things We Can Learn From Kids

At what age can you no longer say

“Do you want to be friends?” to a stranger?

It seems to be somewhere between six and 90

And otherwise they call you “Danger”.

But I think the world would be happier

If we’d ask to be friends way more often.

Sure, they can say “no”, but give it some time

And society will soon start to soften.

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Portmanteau-tally Wonderful!

My wife is ultradorable

And superfect as well.

I think she’s megawesome

And my only fear is she’ll

Come home with a horse one day

That she was drunkenjoying

Because, although she’s gigamazing,

She can be equestriannoying.

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My Reincarnation Of Choice

One person’s trash is another man’s treasure

Which is why every single raccoon

Is living the life with their hot raccoon wife

As a billionaire garbage tycoon.

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The Golden Age Of Hair Loss

Of all the times to be alive

Today is number one.

We’ve cured most bad diseases

And optimized our fun.

Our problems are the first-world type,

But what still seems kind of weird

Is that I was born when it’s fashionable

To be a bald guy with a beard.

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Be Me, A 30-Year-Old Child

Wrapping paper tube

In my mind a light saber

Wife is not impressed

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Care To Wager How Long It Lasts?

So I was complaining (as most people do)

About things that I cannot halt

Like children addicted to iPads and also

Society as a gestalt

So I turned on a game at 10 in the morning

That finished at 10 in the night

And proceeded to burn my complaining permit

And accept that the world is all right.

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Heroes

There’s a man I admire. He’s a rock star

And his lyrics have changed my life.

He accompanied me from a basement alone

To a home with my wonderful wife.

He told me his son has a hero

And it isn’t the guy that you think,

Not the man who’s inspiring millions

But the guy who fixed up the sink.

I’m content now to not be a rockstar,

To embrace all the skills I don’t see

Because somewhere a hero is watching

And perhaps is inspired by me.

I’ll endeavor to be the example

Of the way I think normal should go.

We can all be a hero to someone

Even if it’s someone we don’t know.

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Those Golden Years…

So a hundred thousand novels

Get published every year

But we still go back and read

“Tom Sawyer” and “King Lear”.

We’ve made games in 3D space

So lifelike it’s surreal

But we still enjoy our Tetris

And that hungry yellow wheel.

We have so many robots

That they’re not even that cool

And we had an entire year

Of watching videos at school

But yet we yearn to venture back

Into a simpler day

Where nobody would cancel us

If we said “Bro, that’s gay.”

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