My forehead is sunburnt
And peeling a bit.
My wife, for some reason,
Is playing with it,
Peeling my flesh off
With childish glee
And I love that I found someone
Weirder than me.
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Vacation, Part VIII (Regret)
I am home at last!
If you read my last six posts
There’s no secret code.
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Vacation, Part VII
I am home today.
My gators ate well last week.
Should have read part five…
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Vacation, Part VI
Have you ever looked
Straight into the setting sun
And thought, “I am dumb”?
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Vacation, Part V
Three more days at sea.
Alligators in my moat
Must want food by now…
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Vacation, Part IV
If a bear eats me
You won’t know ‘til August 10th.
Does that comfort you?
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Vacation, Part III
If you’re reading this
But part two does not exist
Blame WordPress, not me.
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Vacation, Part II
Here’s the second one.
If you’re reading this, I am
Blissfully at sea.
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Vacation, Part I
Getting on a cruise.
I wrote seven poems for
Scheduled publishing…
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There Can Only Be One…
If you ever feel inferior
Be glad it’s not your fate
To be one of the walls in China
That never will be great.
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The Daily Travesty 