Thwunk!
Up goes the ball.
Oooh!
Up goes the excitement.
Aaaah!
Uo goes the hot dog guy into the ambulance.
Click!
Up go the youtube views.
Tag Archives: Humor
Yay! (Now What Do I Write)?
Several days ago
700 followers we hit.
I realize at self-promotion
I really am… Less than optimal.
Thank you for supporting
My daily slog of passion
And commenting to show love,
Not merely to cash in.
All 704 of you
Are deserving of praise and respect
For you have displayed great taste
And superior intellect.
Now that I’ve bribed you with kindness
(All of which is sincere, by the way)
I bid you good night ’til tomorrow
When I’m hopefully inspired again.
Filed under Poems
T-Rex Problems
I’m happy and I know it
And I really want to show it
But I find myself unable
To comply with your demands
For no matter how happy I am
I find myself in a bit of a jam
For I find myself unable
To do the deed of “clap your hands.”
Filed under Poems
Get Lost
Verdant green forest around me.
Mountains and rivers as well.
I am in nature to find myself,
So at least step one went well.
Filed under Poems
Go There And Do Nothing
Don’t send her a breakup text
Next time your love’s in doubt.
Instead you take her to the gym
To show her how you’re not working out.
Filed under Poems
The Lament Of An Atheist Ghost
If you kill me
‘Til I’m dead
By hitting me
Upon my head
I will not get
Revenge on you
‘Cause that’s not a thing
Dead folks can do.
Filed under Poems
I Don’t Know Who, But I Bet You’re Going To Tell Me
If your child is a knock-knocker
And you are a who’s-there-er
Then you probably know by now
You’ve made a huge parenting error.
Filed under Poems
And I Don’t
You wrote the words
For weeks and months.
You edited for days.
You shared the thought
With everyone
In many different ways.
You wrote it down
On a gilded slab,
Even took the time to clean it.
You’ve done this to say
“I’m sorry,”
But you still don’t have to mean it.
Filed under Poems
Where The Real Happiness Lies
It’s a hot Summer day
In paradise.
The sunscreen is out
And the coffee’s on ice.
The sun’s glow is amber.
The birds casually glide.
It makes me so sad
There’s no TV outside.
Filed under Poems
Generosity
Some folks give food to the hungry.
Some folks give money and socks to the bums.
Some folks give smiles to the lonely.
Some folks give Gameboys to guys with no thumbs.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 