The fact that an unelected billionaire
Firing thousands of unelected folk
Is considered an outrage to many
Is my new favorite real-life joke.
Tag Archives: Short
Orange Man And Red Riding Hood Friends Now
There once was a big evil wolf
Who sought a young girl to engulf.
He put on Grandma’s dress
And caused major distress.
Now he’s banned from America’s gulf.
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Je ne peux pas me marier parce qu’il y a un dinosaure dans l’église
Duolingo says I’m wrong
When I type “La buste” instead of “Le buste”
But it also told me it couldn’t get married because there was a dinosaur in the church
So I’m not really sure who to trust.
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Before and After
Hot tub in the snow
Warm and cozy, loving life
Whatcha mean, “Get out”?
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What Effect Was That Again?
With all the hurricanes and fires
And political unrest
I think it’s time we kill the butterflies.
Take heart. It’s for the best!
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We Lost… But So Did The Chiefs. I’ll Take It!
So super bowl 59…
I guess you’d describe it as “fine”.
Lo, the history tomes
Yearned for Patrick Mahomes
But the script picked the alt storyline.
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I Wrote The First Line… But I Ain’t No Quitter
There once was a form called the FAFSA
Which asked for my tax info. Laughs, ya?
Then my wife had to say
That yes, I did pay,
All to get zero money. That’s a gaffe-sa!
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The Worst Place That Everyone Wants To Be?
Anerica is an evil place
Led by terrible rapists and thieves
And yet people say it violates their rights
If anyone asks them to leave?
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New Slogan Unlocked?
I’m not too good at poetry
So instead of trying to push
I’ve decided to stop my poetry
And just write poebush.
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Qui Gonn Logic
Crazy little slave
Killed an army just for kicks.
Better train the kid!
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The Daily Travesty 