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Upsides

The nice thing about AI ads

Is that they’re poorly done

So I’ve no need to buy their stuff

And so declare we won.

Another proof of victory

Is that the CEOs shelled out

A lot of money for this tech

And thus without a doubt

Will double down on ineffective

Tools for advertising.

AI will bring a golden age

Of happily not buying!

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The First Packaging Scam

We complain about shrinkflation

Like half-empty bags of chips

Or getting a 15-ounce container

With just 12 ounces of dips

And yet for all my lifetime

We’ve still bought those honey bears

And you can’t squeeze honey through their neck

But no one really cares…

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The Internet Is On Life Support

So you’re telling me your business

Uses AI to write reviews

To improve my website traffic

And increase my daily views?

Then you show your website

And your 4.9 on Yelp

And expect me to believe you?

No, I do not need your help.

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How To Reduce Noise Pollution And Increase The Average IQ In America In One Morally-Grey Step

So folks are setting off fireworks

On the night of July 3rd

And at first, I’ll admit I was tempted

To flip such folks the bird.

In the spirit of peace and happiness

I instead propose humbly

To instead give them drugs and fireworks

In massive quantities.

Sure, this year the death toll

May be massive, but I say

It’s a way to purge the people

Who can’t wait just one more day.

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This Isn’t Hanukkah… One Day Is Plenty

July 4th is a holiday

At least here in the USA

That’s currently four days away

But some folks think that it’s ok

To have a firework display

Every single night and day

Instead of waiting. Now I pray

That those people will go away

So when upon my bed I lay

Into dreamland I’ll go and stay.

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The Science Of Attraction

If you say something sweet to a glacier

And it melts their icy heart

They quietly whisper, “thawwwwwww”

And that’s how global warming starts.

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How Wars Start

Iran said to America, “You da bomb.”

America said, “No, you da bomb.”

And everything would have been ok

Except Israel ran and told their mom.

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Ted Talks Nowadays

Maybe if we hugged

Pterodactyls every day

We would have world peace

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Cheese comes from a can

Also from mammal udders

Therefore cows are steel

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Climate change is bad.

So is hitting little kids.

#ChangedMyLife

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Dad Jokes Just Got Nerdier

Knock knock. Who’s there? Joe.

Joe who? Joe Mom! LOL!

My poor future kids…

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“SPF 50” Means 50 Seconds Of Safety

“Put on some sunscreen,” they said,

“Or else you’ll get all burnt and red.”

Now my flesh is peeling

And I have the feeling

That I have been grossly misled.

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