Folks sometimes yell
“Jesus Christ!” When they’re mad,
But what did Mary shout
When Jesus was bad?
I do have a theory
And, yes, it is lame
But when Jesus was bad
Mary shouted my name.
Tag Archives: Uninspired
Is This Just Uninspired Trash Or Some Sort Of Super-Roundabout-Yomama Joke Or What?
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Haven’t Done One Of These For A While…
All that glimmers
Is not blue.
It isn’t helpful
But its true.
Yes I’m tired;
You were right.
You are welcome,
And good night.
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I Just Rattled This One Off… Hope It Wasn’t Too Boa-ring!
The snake was made uncomfortable
And it gave a gasp.
You might say it experienced
A pain in the asp.
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I Had An Idea And I Ran With It… Please Don’t Sue Me
I read a headline today
About some medical supplements
Who killed a baker’s apprentice.
I couldn’t help but say “oh boy.”
What else can you say
When you read in the paper
A headline that says
“Pills bury dough boy.”
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A Toothache, A Pun, A Confession
Might a very good dentist
Be given a plaque
And to avoid getting fired
Have to give it back?
This evening I find
My mind is so blank
That’s my most poignant thought.
For your patience I thank.
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Yay! (Now What Do I Write)?
Several days ago
700 followers we hit.
I realize at self-promotion
I really am… Less than optimal.
Thank you for supporting
My daily slog of passion
And commenting to show love,
Not merely to cash in.
All 704 of you
Are deserving of praise and respect
For you have displayed great taste
And superior intellect.
Now that I’ve bribed you with kindness
(All of which is sincere, by the way)
I bid you good night ’til tomorrow
When I’m hopefully inspired again.
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Real Life With Travis T.
I watched a football game today,
Played a concert with my friends,
And changed the oil in my truck,
And with that this poem ends.
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Deja Ecris
You ever wake up at nine PM
And want to write away,
But the poem that fits perfectly
I already wrote yesterday?
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My Life Today
Sometimes one is inspired,
When in the morning he wakes,
To do and love and move and grow
And see the change he makes.
Other times that fellow
Awakens in the afternoon instead
And he writes a silly poem
Before going back to bed.
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The Daily Travesty 