I’m going to a climate conference
To inspire both hope and confidence
But I’m not sure which jet I should ride
So I’ll take both. I’m too rich to decide!
Tag Archives: Short
Leftist Dilemmas
Sometimes I think the world would be better
If everyone wrote a well-worded letter
Politely requesting that all war be ended
But if we did that someone might be offended
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Next Time I’ll Choose A Muse Who Understands Hypothetical Questions!
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day?
Wait, really?
Ok then, I guess…
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Lord Aberforth, Earl of Wigginsby, Doth Endorse This Message
I think the reason the ghost population
Has gone down in recent years
Is probably that it’s not fun to see people
Discuss the political stance of light beers
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Humor Is Under Fire?
I am worried that soon we’ll see
A world where saying “Hehehe”
Is banned, and we must laugh a new way
That sounds akin to “Theytheythey”.
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Movie Review: Avatar the Way of Water
There once was a blue guy from Pandora
Who experienced a biome diaspora.
He went from the trees
To live in the seas
But otherwise it was the exact same stora.
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Too Far?
If I had a sweet purple pony
For every terrible poem I’ve written for you
I’d have no shortage of mystery meat
And the world would have no want for glue
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When You Order Fruit From Third World Countries
Sweet little kiwi
I cut thin green slices of
Then they fly away
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The Rhythm Of Universal Truth
No matter the size of our brains
Or the density of our bums
All humans are united in knowing
That buttocks can double as bongo drums.
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The Benefits Of Not Being Tan
In a world without coyotes
And a scarcity of ginger ale
I’d take comfort in the notion
That my legs would still be pale.
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The Daily Travesty 