Crazy little slave
Killed an army just for kicks.
Better train the kid!
Tag Archives: Haiku
My Evening
Fourth and seven Bills:
Kincaid almost got the catch…
Well #*$&… Go Eagles!
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We’ll Start Next Year
Two days left to go
Of this wild and crazy year…
Peaceful at the gym
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Happy Solstice
Shortest day of year
Then Grandma says “anal cyst”
Feels much longer now
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Be Me, A 30-Year-Old Child
Wrapping paper tube
In my mind a light saber
Wife is not impressed
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It’s A Pun… And A Haiku… And A Geography Joke… What Have I Become?
Whenever I meet
Patriotic Libyans
It’s a big green flag.
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Chck/Kchck
My pronouns are just
The sound of a pump shotgun
Loading one more shell
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HR Strikes Again
Barbecue at work.
Brought wieners and hot fresh buns.
Now I’m unemployed.
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Guest Poem From My Wife As She Sits On The Couch Playing Pokemon, Expecting Me To Rub Her Feet
We drove home today
People need to learn to drive
Terrible traffic
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The Daily Travesty 