Whenever I meet
Patriotic Libyans
It’s a big green flag.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Chck/Kchck
My pronouns are just
The sound of a pump shotgun
Loading one more shell
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HR Strikes Again
Barbecue at work.
Brought wieners and hot fresh buns.
Now I’m unemployed.
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Guest Poem From My Wife As She Sits On The Couch Playing Pokemon, Expecting Me To Rub Her Feet
We drove home today
People need to learn to drive
Terrible traffic
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Based On The Date This Was Published, You Know My Answer
April seventeenth
Is national haiku day.
Do you give a crap?
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hAIkus
If you say to me
“Epistemological”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
“Cheese is made from poodle eggs”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
Anything at all, that’s fine.
I’m not built to judge.
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A Winter Drive Haiku
Twinkling blacktop ice
Gleams like diamonds. I turn right
But my car goes left.
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The Daily Travesty 