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Happy Valentine’s Day! (Buy My Book)

Aromatic plants

Cuddle with their families

Before reaping day.

Tiny baby rose

Has her petals scattered on

Your bedroom carpet.

When will peace return

And the wanton slaughter end?

Why not do your part?

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Short Form Content

Haikus prove Japan

Thought of TikTok poetry

Way before the world.

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Big Yikes! Finna Be Salty

Lore drop: “No cap fam”

When said to boomers does not

Make them press F, chat.

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Musician Logic

9:00 PM practice

Because people play better

After a long day

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Unintended Consequences

A candle popped over my head

As my epiphany did start:

Perhaps making that time machine

Turned out to not be smart.

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Today In Headlines That Never Existed:

Government program

Accomplished its goals, and so

We’ll drop your taxes.

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12 Years Later The 12’s Get Revenge

There was a redhead from Seattle

Who beat the bad sheep in a battle.

Four teams had a chance

To ask Darnold to dance

And now they’ve all heard death’s rattle.

Two weeks from now we will play

An opponent much worse than LA.

We’ve found our new guy

So fly, Seahawks, fly!

(Unless Woolen somehow gets his way).

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Mixed Opinions

“Greenland” is a name

That does not describe the place,

Like “United States”

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That Birch!

I bought a leaf blower the other day

And my trees are so happy it’s crazy.

I asked one tree “Why do you smile at me?”

Tree said, “Well, my wife’s gotten lazy…”

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What Happened To “Insert Disc To Play”?

Updates are great!

Updates are fun!

Now please, dear customer,

Put down that giant gun.

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