There once was a CPA
Who managed my 401(K).
They said unto me
That a 403(B)
Would be better. Why? IDFK
Tag Archives: Short
Method Acting
As long as we’re recasting movies
Where male characters are now girls
I hope they can remake “Terminator”
As Hillary Clinton vs. the world.
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Guest Poem by POTUS
I will start by saying
Haikus have five syllables
In the first and third lines.
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Doggy DNA Tests (Or The National Origin Of The Chihuahua)
Huskies are Siberian.
Great Danes are German.
I’m not sure about yours though
Cause it’s merely a vermin.
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Ballad Of The First Dude In The Epic War Sequence Who Gets Shot And Falls From A High Place Just Before The Soundtrack Starts
There once was a warrior from Lo
Who’d a habit of stubbing his toe.
He could not help but feel
‘Twas his Achilles heel…
But nope! He died by arrow.
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Situational Awareness
If you ever see an orphan
In Gotham after dark
You should take off your spandex
And find somewhere else to park.
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Career Limitations
There was a race car driver from Leyte
Who suffered a terrible plight:
He was the world’s best
But for one crucial test:
He only knew how to turn right.
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This Is Actually True, By The Way!
Today I’m thankful for low standards,
Two-line poems, and also band nerds.
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Your Nightly 90’s Nostalgia
There once was a hand made of goo
That up at the ceiling you threw.
Then it would go “plop”
And eventually drop
And then you’d repeat that. Woo hoo!
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Getting Dressed
There once was a skirt from Jerusalem
That wanted to grow its vertical some.
It tried adding a shirt
But it turns out the skirt
Might have needed a dress rehearsal., hm?
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The Daily Travesty 