Are you ugly?
Do you have a small penis?
Can you delineate the difference
Between a species and a genus?
If you answered no
To any of these questions
Then you’ll enjoy my poetry!
Tag Archives: Travesty
It’s Working, Comrades!
I heard that Disney has discovered
A group of Russian bots
Has left many “Snow White” reviews
All filled with toxic thoughts.
I’m truly flabbergasted
That AI has come so far
As to accurately review a film
That deserves that single star.
Filed under Poems
Gentlemen Prefer S#%^+ing At Home
If I can see through the ply
I think I’d rather die.
Filed under Poems
TSA*
My travel agent pats my back
And loads me in the trough
And says “You’re saving CO2”
And then I’m taking off.
*Short for “Trebuchet Substitute Anyone?”
Filed under Poems
Feminism Did That
So babe, I heard you want a ring.
You need to know there’s just one thing…
You already have one in your nose
And that’s why thus your love life goes.
Filed under Poems
Pirate Movies > Pirate Guns
As television became popular
Cannon deaths at sea have decreased
So I will continue to watch TV
And be grateful that I’m not deceased.
Filed under Poems
Military/Zoological Complex (See Also… Polar Bears, Chihuahuas, Those #%^*ing Moths In The Bathroom At Night… I Can Go On)
The fact that we’ve been through how many wars
And nobody’s realized yet
That dropping skunks is way cheaper than dropping bombs
Shows just how dumb humans can get.
Filed under Poems
Bille Nye The Science Guy 3, Starring Chris Rock
We’ve finally reached the place
Where Hollywood’s gotten so mid
Black actors are turning down starring roles
And bringing milk home for their kid.
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Pokemon Forever
Back in 1996 we moved to Pallet Town
Where there are two houses
And electric mouses
And a research lab that’s brown.
Now our trainer starts their quest in the hills of Cabo Poco.
It’s the exact same thing
But with 3D bling
And NPCs who say “Loco.”
When I am 58 years old I’ll go to Quantum Prime
Where I’ll get my starter
And then depart for
Eight badges and fighting crime.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 