Sitting in the park
Amidst green and verdant trees
Checking my Facebook.
Category Archives: Poems
I’m An Outdoorsy Type
Sitting in the park
Amidst green and verdant trees
Checking my Facebook.
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From The Assistant Captain
I’m very proud if my teammate, Ted
Who always… ALWAYS… Gets out of bed.
You really proud of my teammate, Ben,
Who almosy always gets a few out of ten.
I’m really proud of my teammate Jon,
Who really has improved a ton.
But I’m noy proud of my teammate Rick.
Our MVP… What a dick!
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The Jigsaw Puzzle
We found the corners.
We built the edge.
We stuck some ins to some outs,
Then we jumped off a ledge.
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As Seen On Youtube
Have you ever been walking,
Not thinking at all,
When you look up
And in love you fall?
I almost did
At 10:30 today,
Except that stupid pole
Got in the way.
You Were Worried For A Second, Right?
My campsite was dull,
Overcome by a lull.
It lacked a certain flair,
So I talked to my wife
And got out my knife…
And carved a wooden bear.
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Sir Lance-when-he-feels-like-it.
When I was a wee squire
I smelt dragon fire
Beneath the stables of the castle.
I considered heroics,
But chose not to show it.
It was simply too much of a hastle.
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…In All The Wrong Places
Her skin was pale as moonlight,
Here eyes were bright like glass.
Who would’ve thought I’d find a girlfriend
At my taxidermy class?
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An Unhappy Pianist
I was tired of the piano.
It had a negative influence
On my life and my wellbeing.
To correct for this incongruence
I changed my choice of instrument.
Now I play the piayes.
I don’t have many gigs lined up,
But I think that’s for the bes’.
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The Daily Travesty 