Tag Archives: Life

What I Think Of During Meetings

Thanks to fluorescent lighting

You see a hundred smiling faces

Of a hundred unhappy people

Just covering their bases.

There’s a slideshow on the laptop

That was made the night before

That will make investors happy

And will make the buyers poor.

The conference room has donuts

And the chairs are soft and red

And you eat the sweet, admit defeat,

And notice that you’re dead.

But if you have a family,

A student, and a friend,

And half as many fucks to give

You’ll know its not the end

But instead you’ll move toward the light

In the corner of the page

And start to live the life you had

When you still knew your age.

1 Comment

Filed under Poems

Where Do You See Yourself In 50 Years?

In the year 2075

I’ll be watching Star Wars 25

With my grandkid, Skibidaura

And sentient Venusian flora

And I’ll wonder why I’m still alive.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Things We Can Learn From Kids

At what age can you no longer say

“Do you want to be friends?” to a stranger?

It seems to be somewhere between six and 90

And otherwise they call you “Danger”.

But I think the world would be happier

If we’d ask to be friends way more often.

Sure, they can say “no”, but give it some time

And society will soon start to soften.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

They’re Selling My Childhood, And I’m All For It

I used to be excited

When new video games released

So I could see new features

And how the quality increased.

Now I watch the new releases

And I’m on the lookout for

The rereleases of the games

Made in 2004.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Tick Tock? Wait… That’s Not Right…

I had an hour this evening

So I watched Youtube for ten minutes.

Now it’s Saturday morning.

Funny how life goes, innit?

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

My Evening

Fourth and seven Bills:

Kincaid almost got the catch…

Well #*$&… Go Eagles!

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

So, SO Ber

I am the guy who doesn’t drink

But you would never know.

I order fancy cocktails like

A coke and H2O,

A margarita with just the rocks,

A daiquiri sans gin,

A Moscow Mule without the lime

And hold the liquid sin.

These lines and others have done me right

And now I’m proud to be

Watching some Youtube on Friday night

Just I, Myself, and Me!

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

That Guy In Front Of You’s Philosophy

Red light? Stop!

Green light? Go!

Yellow light? Apparently

That one means “drive real slow”.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Shoulda Sat?

Lonely toilet, late at night.

I don’t need no stinkin’ light.

Wait? Why don’t I hear a splash?

Oops! Guess that bowl was the trash.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Technology Peaked At The CD Rom

If a company offered a product

That did not require ongoing billing

And was free from both ads and AI

That company would make a killing

And yet we get apps for our parking,

Our banking, our clothes, our TVs

And sure, they sell our lives to China

But at least the law makes them say “please”.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems