Tag Archives: Poetry

What’s Holding You Back?

There is a wall between the grass

That’s greener than our own,

That’s free of weeds and full of dew

And smells so freshly mown.

There’s a man who wants to climb

The wall, but has no rope.

He’s laughed at by the man who has no hands.

Crying in the shadows

Is a man who has no hope

And one who has no time to climb

Because of life’s demands.

One man has no body

Since he died a year ago

And another has no body

For he was never born at all.

Last among the dreamers

And the lowest of the low

Is the man who loves the grass beyond

But is five-foot-eleven tall.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

What Your Teacher Is Really Thinking About

I remember when saying “Thank you Ma’am”

Was polite, not a micro-aggression.

I recall when when “Boys and girls”

Was how you called kids to attention.

I was there when, instead of a mask,

We taught kids to cover their cough.

Now I work and stay quiet ‘cause I can’t deny

It is nice to still get summers off.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Yes, It Was A Number 2

I never knew what would happen

If you stabbed wood and graphite

On the end of a fork-like utensil,

So I did it and swallowed.

I was shocked by what followed:

The next day I pooped out a pencil!

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

If Only The British Had An Army Of Sentient Bears, America Might Never Have Existed #ThingsFootballTaughtMe

One day in ye olde Boston faire

Some guys had a tea party there.

Then some bears mauled them… mean!

33 to 14

And yeah, the analogy ends there.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Lazy Evening… Sue Me

Sitting by the fire

And my Seahawks won today.

Long day, short poem.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Morning At The Vineyard

It’s morning at the vineyard

And the weather’s looking fine!

We sing hurrah and pick syrah

By bunches off the vine.

There’s Malbec for our jelly

And cabernet for wine,

Filling bucket after bucket

With pickers numbering nine.

My girl may have partaken

Of a bottle from last year.

The leaves stay green and limber

Though its fruit will disappear.

With truck beds full and spirits high

We loose a mirthful cheer!

Now we’re on the highway home

With the pickers we hold dear.

Tomorrow we’ll de-stem the lot

And barrel it to wait

Until next year’s excursion

Or ‘til 2028.

It’s a family tradition

So we all participate,

Bottling mornings in the vineyard,

Packing memories by the crate.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Let’s Go Brandon

The economy’s so deep in the tanks

That starving kids in Santiago

Are offering prayers of thanks

That they weren’t born in Chicago.

Meanwhile, the Mormons of Utah

And the Amish of Pennsylvania

Are saying “we got to scoot, yah”

And moving to Albania.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Now You Know Why DeerDon’t Use iPhones

There once was a buck from Melrose

Who smelled something sweet with his nose.

His friends said “That crap’ll

“Most oft be an apple.

“Forget it. Let’s go out and win does.”

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

That Went Whale…

There once was a lovely young seal

Who captured my sea-mammal heart.

She had an adorable squeal

That made all my fantasies start.

I asked her to go for a drink with me

At a hip new place called “Chez Rubbing”.

But I scared her away. I’d forgotten

That seal babes aren’t fans of clubbing.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems

Great Historical Figures Deserve Better Than This, But I Wrote It Anyway

There once was a mom from Calcutta

Who was sweeter than suga or butta.

Even she had no mercy

For those born in Jersey

So Jersey boys pray to King Tutta.

Leave a comment

Filed under Poems