There once was a pokemon game
Where you chose your rival’s name.
It was probably “Ass”
Or akin to that class
But the new pre-named rivals are lame.
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Or, You Know, A Crippling Depression Once A Century Or So…
I don’t believe in giving the government
Unlimited power to spend
Because what if they give
Drum sets to all who live?
See how badly all this could end?
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Guest Poem From My Wife As She Sits On The Couch Playing Pokemon, Expecting Me To Rub Her Feet
We drove home today
People need to learn to drive
Terrible traffic
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It Was This Or Eight Pre-Scheduled Haikus
There once was a poet (that’s me)
Who’s vacationing tomorrow at sea.
I’ll be gone a week, and lack
Internet access (Alack!)
So I won’t publish for a while. Sorry!
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If It Works For Shakespeare, Why Not Rock?
We have so many electric guitars
And so many chimps in the zoo
And yet humankind
Has not had the mind
To try out combining the two…
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In One Ear And Out The Same Ear
If I ever try to be president
I’ll be a republican household name
Because if the other sise doesn’t like me
They don’t know how to aim.
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#PoetrySports
Today I ran a 5K race
And lost at pickleball
So my writing motivation
Is hovering around “none at all.”
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Heaven Forbid!
I’m sensing some commonplace themes
That is fear of fascist regimes
Where government’s shrinking
And people start thinking
And grocery receipts don’t cause screams
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The Daily Travesty 