If your chorus is just one sentence
Repeated exactly four times
That song isn’t actually music
And one day you’ll pay for your crimes.
Tag Archives: Truth
Remember This In The Pandemic Of 2119
If instead of wearing masks
And going to school and work online
We had just put on some badass capes
The kids would all be fine.
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Every. Single. Month.
In thirty seconds
She can laugh and scream and weep
‘Cause water is wet
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What I Learned In English Class
Haiku poems are great
‘Cause teachers can’t judge you for
Minimal effort
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And For Seven Days We Had 2005 Again…
“Revenge of the Sith” is the best-selling movie.
“Oblivion” is the most popular game
And I just hope the rest of this year
Keeps this week’s agenda the same.
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Abs for the Sedentary
There once was a gym teacher, Hank
Who I for one think we should thank.
He said, “Movement is bad
“And it makes me sad”
And so he invented the plank.
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True Story (Unfortunately)
Tonight, when playing pickleball
I did a little dance
While trying to smack that fickle ball
And oops! I ripped my pants!
I learned to play more cautiously.
Also, for what it’s worth
I’ve secured my reputation
As the whitest man on Earth.
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7-9-7
If you make a long haiku
With too many syllables in it
Nothing changes. Lighten up.
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Gentlemen Prefer S#%^+ing At Home
If I can see through the ply
I think I’d rather die.
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The Daily Travesty 