As I age, I realize
How many rejections were not lies.
It turns out her washing her hair
Does take the entire evening. So there.
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Let Me Tell You About…
I used to dread going to parties
And talking to strangers all night.
Then I learned all about hemorrhoids
And now parties feel all right.
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Musician Uniforms
Black shirt plus cat hair
Makes the maestro panic ‘til
Sticky roller comes.
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The Lube Job
I can’t afford to pay a dominatrix.
Their fee is simply too high to abide,
So when I want to be whipped and degraded
I turn on the “check engine” light in my ride.
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The Beginning Of A Grand Adventure
Somewhere far beyond these walls
Walking amidst the eldritch halls
Are dwarves and elves and even men
Saying, “Damn GPS screwed up again.”
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Orthodox Inroverts
When people say “What would Jesus do?”
I take that to mean
That I should go underground
And for three days not be seen.
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I’m Going To Get Fired For This One…
Meritocracy
Is what happens when you give
White kids scholarships.
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Origins Of Chess
There once was a man with a horse
That would not walk straight without force.
Inspired by this thought
The horse was soon shot
And the man made a board game instead.
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What An Improvement!
AI is a tool
Like search engines without ads.
Also, it has ads.
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