When the film’s PG-13
But there are boobies on the screen
You rule the world as but a teen…
‘Cause the script demanded it, know what I mean?
Tag Archives: Short
Online Dating (An Impressionist Retrospection)
Egg salad sandwich
Bathing in the midday sun
Wanting to be loved
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12 Words Are Worth A Thousand Pictures
All alone
On porcelain throne.
Spider comes down.
Now floor is brown.
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Flawless Logic
Victory is sweet.
Sweet things aren’t good for your health.
“Loser” means “healthy”.
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Let It Be
A woman asking for advice
Is like a cat exposing its belly:
You can do what you think is nice
But it’s going to end up really yelly.
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The Introvert Finds An Exception To The Rule
Guys, I learned something!
When you have plans for fun things
Cancelling feels bad.
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Making The Most Of Modern Trends
Meet a girl who buys you chocolate,
Gets you flowers, buys dessert.
Just be aware that girls like that
May have once been your friend, Bert.
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We Were Always At Least 51% Confident That We Were The Best…
The itsy-bitsy Seahawks
Flew up the water spout.
The one-yard line
Injected us with doubt.
Out came the sun
In San Francisco bay
And the itsy-bitsy Seahawks
Are champions today!
This poem is dedicated to Kenneth Walker III, the first running back in decades to win super bowl MVP.
Good things come when you run the ball.
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Advice From My Students
If you have not said
“Lozenge” today, try it out;
It’s a banger word.
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The Daily Travesty 