Grunt and growl,
Hoot and howl:
These sounds are inspired
By the immovable bowel.
Tag Archives: Short
Four hours later…
Filed under Poems
Autobiography
Somebody somewhere
Has a song in their head
As they write a short poem
From the lukewarmth of their bed.
Filed under Poems
Throwing It Down
Fruit and soup
Adorn the floor.
Guess baby’s not hungry
Anymore.
A Polite Discussion
Words that end in “arrhea”
Good content do not make,
So I won’t discuss them he-ah
For you, the reader’s, sake.
Filed under Poems, To the Reader
A Poignant Thought
If we ever know world peace
We’d have all the luck,
But all of the to-be-released
“Call of Duty” games would suck.
Filed under Poems
A Comment on Current Events
Three short poems in a row
May feel a bit like cheating
Today’s this poet’s birthday
And I’m much too busy eating.
Filed under Poems
Love is a Feat
I’ve fallen in love, which traps me
Between a hard place and a rock
‘Cause she’s a sandals type of girl
And I… Well, I’m a sock.
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Fashion
I don’t wear enough color
If you believe her.
I’d wear mauve, taupe, or beryl
If I knew what those were.
Finding Nemo 2: The Short Story
The dogfish chased the catfish
Like a dig might chase a cat,
But then the puffer fish arrived
And, well, that was that.
It Was So Amazing Though!
I’m not the kind to kiss and tell,
Which is why this poem is short.
Filed under Poems
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