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All is…

Some days

All is well.

Other days,

All is… Well…

  

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Obligatory Thanksgiving Poem XIVII

I’m thankful for my family

And to you, my faithful fan.

Thanks to you I made this poem

Very short, because I can.

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Apathetic Yoda

Write a haiku?

I’d like to,

But today I won’t.

Instead you

Get this… Poo.

Care about this, I don’t.

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The Last Date

I wanted to make out.

She wanted free take out.

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Documentaries

If the narrator’s from the USA

You probably should just go away.

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Mirror Burns

I created a monster this weekend.

I call it “Ms. Evil Head.”

It’s like a mirror, but I gaze in it

And see your face instead.

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The Zero-Story Building

It was built in the city

In a space it didn’t fit.

It was never used or looked at.

That’s all there is to it.

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Thor Throat?

My throat is sore,

My voice is hoarse,

But at least now I know

I can’t speak Norse.

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Justice

He said “Happy Monday!”

So I shot him with a gun-day.

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Bargaining

Monday comes again.

Seems it happens every week.

Can’t we skip this one?

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