Tag Archives: Silly

December 26, 2021 · 12:57 pm

Three Poems On The Mysteries Of Love

If I had a pickle

For every time you smile

I’d be decorating sandwiches

For a sufficient while.

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As the birds sing in the morning

And the bugs crawl in the night

So too doth my heart yearneth

When you say “Meh, you’re alright…”

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I picked the petals from the flower:

“She loves me, she loves me not…”

But I misread the directions

Turns out it was flour I bought.

As I sift through every grain

I frown and then I smile.

I’m getting a great workout

But the results will take a while.

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December 23, 2021 · 5:25 pm

December 23rd Urd Urd…

‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas

And all through the all through the house

Everyone was everyone was wondering

“Why the **** is everything echoey?”

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December 21, 2021 · 7:58 pm

But You Have To Pour The Milk First

One day at breakfast I asked my niece

“What if a bowl of cereal were all just one piece?”

My niece said, “I don’t mean to boast

“But I invented that cereal. I call it ‘Toast.’”

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December 20, 2021 · 11:08 am

Koala Bear Care, But Human Clean Poo Man?

Somewhere in Australia

A koala has a baby,

And when that baby takes a poo

In public, then just maybe

Koala mommy and her cub

In a public restroom hide

And clean up on a table

With a human on the side…

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December 19, 2021 · 7:21 pm

Breaking: Illuminati Leader Identified At Last!

One day, a cat suggested

“Wouldn’t it be great

“If we walked up to humans,

“Who we obviously hate,

“And acted cute and fluffy

“‘While we multiply their struggles?”

That cat is world famous now;

His name is Mr. Snuggles.

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December 16, 2021 · 7:55 pm

So Ended The Artistic Career Of Coal-Eyed Jack

Once a man who had no legs

And really skinny arms

Made a statue of himself.

He didn’t see the harm,

And so he rolled three balls of snow

And stacked them one by one

Until a rabbit ate his nose

And spoiled all the fun.

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December 12, 2021 · 7:28 pm

One Animal That Won’t Let You Down

See you later alligator.

In a while crocodile.

Time to vamoose you silly goose.

Sayonara capybara.

All these partings for a beast

Didn’t matter in the least

To the all-knowing, ever-present

“Never gonna give you up” pheasant.

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December 11, 2021 · 10:20 pm

The REAL Home Office

If, instead of cubicles,

We gave all employees

Their own private bathroom

And a set of private keys

So they could sit on porc’lain throne

And work at the same time

Productivity would go up

By a factor of eight or nine.

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December 7, 2021 · 10:02 pm

Not To Mention It Bends And Temporarily Stays But Never Creases…

The world today is quite a mess,

Rife with fear and doubt and stress,

But what if free on every street

You could grab a fancy sheet

Of laminated paper to

Shake up and down a time or two

And hear that “thubbackthwubback” noise

‘Til smiles return to the girls and boys?

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December 6, 2021 · 9:26 pm

Sparks Will Fly!

I don’t know that it’s a good idea

To have an online dating site

For wrestlers and martial artists

Who like to both travel and fight.

The clientele might be a limited bunch

But the site’s name would have such aplomb:

I for one would sign up at once

For StrikeAnywhereMatch.com

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