2:10 AM bus
To the airport tomorrow
Thus, thoughtless haiku.
Tag Archives: Short
Breakups Are Hard
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine.
You are lost and gone forever.
On second thought, that’s just fine.
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So, So Meta
I spent all evening in a hot tub
Until 11:15 tonight.
I’m writing this poem while wrinkly
Which, in my book, makes it alright.
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Get Lost
Verdant green forest around me.
Mountains and rivers as well.
I am in nature to find myself,
So at least step one went well.
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Go There And Do Nothing
Don’t send her a breakup text
Next time your love’s in doubt.
Instead you take her to the gym
To show her how you’re not working out.
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That Second Line’s Syllable Dilemna Though…
It’s 8:53.
I’m too tired to write good poems.
Damn, I’m getting old.
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Horse Shoes
Clip-clop, clip-clop.
The horse passes by.
Clip-clop, clip-clop.
It has no shoes, but why?
Flip-flop, flip-flop.
Problem solved.
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My Protest Poem
I was going to write a poem today
That would blow your socks away,
But it might please lawmakers in North Carolina
And so I didn’t.
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The Daily Travesty 